This is a bag designed to look like the poo from The Emoji Movie. You know, the one voiced by Patrick Stewart.
ASOS, who have previously been responsible for dinosaur tails, sausage chokers, and glasses with hoop earrings attached, is the brand behind this horror show, collaborating with The Emoji Movie to bring us the ‘ASOS x The Emoji Movie Poo Cross Body Bag With Detachable Chain’.
Naturally, the poo bag is wipe clean, and promises to help you ‘score a wardrobe win no matter the dress code.’
The Emoji Movie trailer:
Social media reacts:
— Josie (@FashionMumblr) August 11, 2017
oh my god. How do I start an online petition to stop this? https://t.co/OpZLazt8ag
— Sarah Jones (@srhjns) August 11, 2017
Seriously who wants a poo emoji bag?!